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Monty Python's Flying Circus Scripts

Television Series Second Season

Episode 14

Face the Press
New Cooker Sketch
Tobacconists (Prostitute Advert)
The Ministry of Silly Walks
The Piranha Brothers

Episode 15

Man-powered Flight
The Spanish Inquisition
Jokes and Novelties Salesman
Tax on Thingy / Vox Pops
Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights / Julius Caesar on an Aldis Lamp
Court Scene (Charades)

Episode 16

A Bishop Rehearsing
Flying Lessons
Hijacked Plane (to Luton)
The Poet McTeagle
Psychiatrist Milkman / Complaints
Déjà Vu

Episode 17

The Architects Sketch
How to Give Up Being a Mason
Motor Insurance Sketch
The Bishop
Living Room on Pavement
Poets / A Choice of Viewing
Chemist Sketch / Words Not to Be Used Again
Police Constable Pan-Am

Episode 18

Live from the Grill-o-Mat Snack Bar, Paignton
Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things / Escape (from Film)
Current Affairs
Accidents Sketch
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Alternately Rude and Polite
Documentary on Boxer

Episode 19

Its a Living
The Time on BBC1
School Prize-giving
if - a Film by Mr. Dibley / Rear Window - a Film by Mr. Dibley / Finians Rainbow (Starring the Man from the Off-license)
Foreign Secretary
Dung / Dead Indian
Timmy Williams Interview
Raymond Luxury-Yacht Interview
Registry Office
Election Night Special

Episode 20

The Attila the Hun Show
Attila the Nun
Secretary of State Striptease / Vox Pops on Politicians
Ratcatcher / Wainscotting
Killer Sheep
The News for Parrots / The News for Gibbons
Today in Parliament / The News for Wombats
Attila the Bun / The Idiot in Society
Test Match / The Epsom Furniture Race
Take Your Pick

Episode 21

Archaeology Today
Silly Vicar
Leapy Lee
Registrar (Wife Swap)
Silly Doctor Sketch (Immediately Abandoned)
Mr. and Mrs. Git
Mosquito Hunters
Poofy Judges
Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
Beethovens Mynah Bird
Shakespeare / Michaelangelo / Colin Mozart (Ratcatcher)

Episode 22

How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
Naughty Bits
The Man Who Contradicts People
Cosmetic Surgery
Camp Square-bashing
Cut-price Airline
Batley Townswomens Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant
The First Underwater Production of Measure for Measure
Death of Mary, Queen of Scots / Exploding Penguin on TV Set
Theres Been a Murder
Europolice Song Contest / Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong (Song)

Episode 23

French Subtitled Film
Scott of the Antarctic
Scott of the Sahara
Fish license
Derby Council vs. All Blacks Rugby Match / Long John Silver Impersonators vs. Bournemouth Gynecologists

Episode 24

Conquistador Coffee Campaign
Repeating Groove / Ramsey MacDonald Striptease
Job Hunter
Agatha Christie Sketch (Railway Timetables)
Mr. Neville Shunt
Film Director (Teeth)
City Gents Vox Pops
Crackpot Religions Ltd.
How Not to Be Seen
Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle
Interview in Filing Cabinet / Yummy Yummy / Monty Pythons Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds

Episode 25

The Black Eagle
The Hungarian Phrasebook Sketch / Court (Phrasebook)
Communist Quiz
Ypres 1914 - Abandoned
Art Gallery Strike
Ypres 1914
Hospital for Over-actors
Gumby Flower Arranging
The Spam Sketch

Episode 26

The Queen Will Be Watching
Coal Mine (Historical Argument)
The Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way
The Man Who Speaks Only the Ends of Words / The Man Who Speaks Only the Beginnings of Words / The Man Who Speaks Only the Middles of Words
How to Feed a Goldfish
The Man Who Collects Birdwatchers Eggs
Insurance Sketch
Hospital Run by R.S.M.
Mountaineer / Exploding Version of The Blue Danube
Girls Boarding School
Lifeboat (Cannibalism)
The Undertakers Sketch

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