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Monty Python ScriptsThe Man Who is Alternately Rude and PoliteThe cast:
The sketch:(Animation sketch links us to a butcher's shop. Harmless looking city gent enters.) Gent: Good morning, I'd care to purchase a chicken, please. Butcher: Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit. Gent: I beg your pardon? Butcher: A chicken, sir. Certainly. Gent: Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? Butcher: Per pound, you slimy Trollope, what kind of a ponce are you? Gent: I'm sorry? Butcher: 4/6 a pound, sir, nice and ready for roasting. Gent: I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. Butcher: Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! Gent: What? Butcher: Ah, certainly sir, some stuffing. Gent: Oh, thank you. Butcher: 'Oh, thank you' says the great queen like a la-di-dah poofta. Gent: I beg your pardon? Butcher: That's all right, sir, call again. Gent: Excuse me. Butcher: What is it now, you great pillock? Gent: Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. Butcher: I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. Gent: That's all right. It doesn't really matter. Butcher: Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.
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