(Cut to quirk clip of the Battle of Pearl Harbor from show
eleven, first series. Beginning with Eric blowing the whistle and
the two sides rushing at each other. Cut back to announcer.)
Announcer: That was last year's re-enactment of the Battle
of Pearl Harbor performed by the BatIey Townswomen's Guild. It was
written, directed and produced by Mrs. Rita Fairbanks.
(Cut to Rita Fairbanks on the beach.)
Rita: Hello again.
Voice Over: And what are your ladies going to do for us
Rita: Well, this year we decided to re-enact something
with a more modern flavor. We had considered a version of Michael
Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the
Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East
Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first
heart transplant. Incidentally my sister Madge will be playing the
plucky little springbok pioneer Christian Barnard.
Voice Over: Well off we go, then with the Barley
Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant.
(Rita Fairbanks blows her whistle. The two groups of ladies
rush at each other. They end up in the sea, rolling about splashing,
and thumping each other with handbags.)