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Monty Python ScriptsRaymond Luxury-Yacht InterviewThe cast:
The sketch:(Fade in on ordinary interview set. Interviewer sitting with man with large Semitic polystyrene nose.) Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht. Raymond: That's not my name. Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t. Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond: Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'. Interviewer: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. Raymond: Ah, anti-Semitism! Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It's polystyrene. Raymond: Give me my nose back. Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away. Raymond: I want to be on the television. Interviewer: Well you can't.
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