(Fade in on ordinary interview set. Interviewer sitting with
man with large Semitic polystyrene nose.)
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio
tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury
Raymond: That's not my name.
Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond: Luxury Yach-t,
but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
Interviewer: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to
Raymond: Ah, anti-Semitism!
Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.
(takes it off) It's polystyrene.
Raymond: Give me my nose back.
Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond: I want to be on the television.
Interviewer: Well you can't.