First Voice Over: What other ways are there of recognizing
(Shot from camera concealed in a tar so we get reactions of
passers-by. A busy city street- i.e. Threadneedle Street. In amongst
the throng four city gents are leaping along with their trousers
round their ankles. They are wearing bowler hats and pinstripes.
Another city street or another part of the same street. Two city
gents, with trousers rolled up to the knee, approach each other and
go into the most extraordinary handshake which involves rolling on
the floor etc.)
Second Voice Over: Having once identified a mason
immediate steps must be taken to isolate him from the general
public. Having accomplished that it is now possible to cure him of
these unfortunate Masonic tendencies through the use of behavioral
psychotherapy. (we see a cartoon city gent locked into a cell)
In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response
and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin. Would you like to give
up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think.
Cartoon City Gent: No.
(A large hammer attacks the city gent.)
Second Voice Over: No?! That's wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! No! No! Bad!...