Voice Over: And now an appeal for sanity from the
Reverend Arthur Belling.
(Cut to studio. A vicar sitting facing camera. He has an axe
in his head.)
Reverend Belling: You know, there are many people in the
country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of
them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.
It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little
minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can
start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and
then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green
and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going
'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!'
and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
... (he rolls around on the floor)
Voice Over: The Reverend Arthur Belling is Vicar of St
Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam. And now an appeal on behalf of the