Another Bleedin' Monty Python Website
Monty Python Sounds
The Unofficial Monty Python Home Page
- Wonderful collection of sound files in .wav
format, as well as links, scripts and more. Nicely done except for the
continuous taunting in an outrageous French accent.
The PythoNET Audio Archive - Complete Holy Grail sounds! All in au format.
Careful though, I think he has a large albatross guarding the door. It's got
The Sound Archive - Do you feel like a little giggle when I say the
name Biggus ... Dickus... Oh good. So glad to know that I'm not the only
Python's Completely Useless Web Site - Great collection of MP3
sounds and wavs. Some hard to find sounds. Watch it though, he'll try to
pawn off all his old shrubberies on you and they're much too big.
Monty Python Bits - Holy Grail sounds, Life of Brian sounds, and
even song texts. However, he has been accused of heresy on three counts.
- Extensive collection of sound bits, scripts, pictures and more. Bit
simple...More apparatus please, nurse.
Monty Python - Great Collection of looney Wavs. The most wonderful
thing about this page? It teaches you how to go to bed with up to any
ludicrous number of girls you care to think of providing you realize this
statement is quite meaningless as the phrase "up to" clearly includes the
Surfer - You have to navigate a bit to find them, but great
collection of waves, rare real audio files and a great big wooden badger!
Sounds - Small but good collection of sound wavs. Word of advice,
when viewing this page, if you suddenly get the overwhelming feeling you are
being watched by a giant hedgehog, don't worry about it. It's perfectly
Just The Words - Complete selection of scripts from every
episode (or links to them) Unfortunately you have to wade through a lot of
adenoidal typists from Birmingham and one bandy-legged waiter named Manuel.
Orange Cow Monty Python Sketches - Like Mad Cow, only orange. A word of caution, don't pay more than a
fiver for the chest of drawers. It doesn't " Go" at all.
Python's The Meaning of Life - Great collection of scripts, all
pilfered and a really silly walk, if you don't like having your head nailed
to the floor, the author will be happy to screw your pelvis to a cake stand.
Python Sketches - Great collection of Skits, quite a lot of sarcasm
and a smidgen of Violence. Absolutely no profanity, nope none. Don't believe
me? Go look then! I'll just wait here then, shall I?
Monty Python Sketches - The dead Parrot sketch! My favorite! This
parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its
maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in
peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the
daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is
Python - Great collection of scripts. Oh yes, and a quite nice
documentary on mollusks.
- Blessed are the cheese makers for they shall inherit the official Python
website and all it's innards. Sticks to the skin, absolutely waterproof and
guaranteed to amuse at parties.
- No, no, stop that! It's TOO silly! Enter this page at your own risk. It
contains a plethora of silliness, some SARCASM and quite a lot of metaphor.
Oh, and also a newsgroup which has nothing at all to do with Llamas.
Monty Python Pure Silliness - Talk show Transcripts, Little known Python,
and of course.....The Oral Sects!
Monty Python's Youtube Channel - Self described "Most Annoying Page on the Web ".
Great Fun, but you need a court order to get out.
Fairly Incomplete and Rather Badly Illustrated Monty Python Page -
Books, News, Multimedia and a REALLY hard quiz. Fortunately, there is not
one single person with a tape recorder up their nose. (Whew)
Monty Python Bits - Quite a lot of silliness on this page and one or
two very rare Python Bits. But remember: There's nothing more dangerous than
a wounded mosquito.
Monty Python Resource Page - Nice collection of links. He would have
added a few bits of comedy of his own, but unfortunately, he has a degree.