Monty Python's Flying Circus Scripts
Television Series First Season
Episode 1
It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart / Famous
Deaths
Italian Lesson
Whizzo Butter
It's the Arts
Arthur 'Two-Sheds' Jackson
Picasso / Cycling Race
The Funniest Joke in the World
Episode 2
Flying Sheep
French Lecture on Sheep-aircraft
A Man with Three Buttocks
A Man with Two Noses / Musical Mice
Marriage Guidance Counsellor
The Wacky Queen
Working Class Playwright / A Scotsman on a
Horse
The Wrestling Epilogue
The Mouse Problem
Episode 3
Court Scene (Witness in Coffin /
Cardinal Richelieu)
The Larch
Bicycle Repair Man
Children's Stories
Restaurant Sketch
Seduced Milkman
Stolen Newsreader
Children's Interview
Nudge, Nudge
Episode 4
And Did Those Feet (Song) / Art
Gallery / Art Critic
It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army /
Undressing in Public
Self-defense against Fresh Fruit
Secret Service Dentists
Episode 5
Confuse-a-Cat
The Smuggler
A Duck, a Cat, and a Lizard (Discussion) /
Vox Pops on Smuggling
Police Raid / Letters and Vox Pops
Newsreader Arrested / Erotic Film
Silly Job Interview / Careers Advisory
Board
Burglar / Encyclopaedia Salesman
Episode 6
Its the Arts / Johann Gambolputty...
von Hautkopft of Ulm
Non-illegal Robbery / Vox Pops
Crunchy Frog
The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
Red Indian in Theatre
Policemen Make Wonderful Friends / A
Scotsman on a Horse
Twentieth-century Vole
Episode 7
Camel Spotting / Youre No Fun Any
More
The Audit / Youre No Fun (Again)
Science Fiction Sketch
Man Turns into Scotsman / Police Station
Blancmanges Playing Tennis
Episode 8
Army Protection Racket
Art Critic - the Place of the Nude
Buying a Bed
Hermits
Dead Parrot
The Flasher
Hells Grannies
Episode 9
Llamas
A Man with a Tape Recorder up his Nose / A
Man with a Tape Recorder up his Brother's Nose
Kilimanjaro Expedition (Double Vision)
Homicidal Barber
Lumberjack Song
Gumby Crooner / The Refreshment Room at
Bletchley
Hunting Film
The Visitors
Episode 10
Bank Robber (Lingerie Shop)
Trailer / Arthur Tree
Vocational Guidance Counsellor
The First Man to Jump the Channel /
Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
Pet Conversions
Gorilla Librarian
Letters to Daily Mirror
Strangers in the Night
Episode 11
Letter (Lavatorial Humour)
Interruptions
Agatha Christie Sketch
Literary Football Discussion / Undertakers
Film
Interesting People
Eighteenth-century Social Legislation /
The Battle of Trafalgar
Batley Townswomens Guild Presents the
Battle of Pearl Harbour / Undertakers Film
Episode 12
People Falling from Buildings
Spectrum - Talking about Things
Visitors from Coventry / Mr. Hilter / The
North Minehead By-election
Police Station (Silly Voices)
Upperclass Twit of the Year
Ken Shabby
How Far Can a Minister Fall?
Episode 13
Restaurant (Abuse / Cannibalism)
Advertisements
Albatross!
Come Back to my Place
Me Doctor
Historical Impersonations
Quiz program - Wishes
Probe-around on Crime
Stonehenge / Mr. Attila the Hun
Psychiatry - Silly Sketch
Operating Theatre (Squatters)
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