(ANIMATION: a sketch advertising Crelm toothpaste. Cut to a
soap powder commercial. Slick adman against neutral background. On
his left is an ordinary kitchen table. On his right is a pile of
sheets on a stand.)
Adman: This table has been treated with ordinary soap
powder, but these have been treated with new Fibro-Val. (cut to
top shot of interior of washing machine with water spinning round as
per ads) We put both of them through our washing machine, and
just look at the difference. (cut back to the original set-up;
the sheets are obviously painted white; the table is smashed up)
The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are
sparkling clean and white.
(Traditional expanding square links to next commercial.
Animated countryside with flowers, butterflies and a Babycham
animal. A boy and a girl (real, superimposed) wander through hand in
Man's Voice: I love the surgical garment. Enjoy the
delights of the Victor Mature abdominal corset. Sail down the Nile
on the Bleed-it Kosher Truss. (the adman comes into view over the
background; he holds a tailor's dummy -pelvis only - with a truss)
And don't forget the Hercules Hold-'em-in, the all-purpose concrete
truss for the man with the family hernia.
(He throws away the truss. The background changes to blow-up
of a fish tank. The adman is sitting at a desk. He pulls a goldfish