Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know
whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does
she go, eh?
Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes",
Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say
no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite
Man: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's
good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling
Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No
Squire: Well, I, uh....
Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of
Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would.
Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from
Man: SAY NO MORE!!
Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore,
Squire: I wasn't going to!
Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh,
is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he
asked him knowingly?
Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge
nudge, say no more?
Squire: Holiday snaps, eh?
Man: They could be, they could be taken on
holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a
Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay?
Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire: Look... are you insinuating something?
Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know,
like, you've, uh.... You've "done it"....
Squire: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a
Man: What's it like?