(Scene : A BBC News studio, where the newsreader is just
putting the phone down. At his desk is an old-fashioned microphone
with 'BBC' on it. He is in evening dress, and speaks in beautifully
modulated tones.)
Newsreader: Good evening, here is the 6 o'clock News read
by Michael Queen. It's been a quiet day over most of the country as
people went back to work after the warmest July weekend for nearly a
year. The only high spot of the weekend was the meeting between
officials of the NEDC and the ODCN in Bradford today.
(At this point, axes split open the studio door behind him.
Through the hole, men with stockings over their heads leap in firing
guns in all directions. The newsreader continues, unperturbed. Cut
to marauders pushing the newsreader, still at his desk down a
passage in the BBC They rush him out of the TV Centre and onto the
back of a lorry.)
Newsreader: (continuing) In Geneva, officials of
the Central Clearing Banks met with Herr Voleschtadt of Poland to
discuss non-returnable loans on a twelve-year trust basis for the
construction of a new zinc-treating works in the Omsk area of
Krakow, near the Bulestan border. The Board of Trade has ratified a
Trade Agreement with the Soviet Union for the sale of 600 low gear
electric sewing machines. The President of the Board of Trade said
he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and
a new spirit of co-operation between East and West. There has been a
substantial drop in Gold Reserves during the last twelve months.
This follows a statement by the Treasury to the effect that the
balance of imports situation had not changed dramatically over the
same period.
(cut to lorry hurtling through London with newsreader still
reading news on the back - facing backwards; cut to lorry hurtling
through country lane and flashing past camera)
Newsreader: (continuing) Still no news of the
National Savings book lost by Mr. Charles Griffiths of Porthcawl
during a field expedition to the Nature Reserves of Swansea last
July. Mr. Griffiths' wife said that her husband was refusing to talk
to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found.
(cut to gang hoisting him on to the back of an open lorry,
still in desk etc.)
Newsreader: (continuing) In Cornwall the death has
been announced today of the former Minister without Portfolio,
General Sir Hugh Marksby-Smith. Sir Hugh was vice-president of the
Rotarian movement.
(a long shot of a jetty; we see the gang still pushing the
newsreader still on his desk along the jetty)
Newsreader: (continuing) In the match between
Glamorgan and Yorkshire, the Yorkshire bowler Nicholson took eight
wickets for three runs. Glareorgan were all out for the thirty-six
and therefore won the match by an innings and seven runs. Weather
for tomorrow will be cloudy with occasional outbreaks of rain. And
that is the end of the news.
(they reach the end and push him over into the sea... sound
effects: splash. Gurgle gurgle.)