(On screen we see a caption: 'THE LLAMA')
(A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish
costume, followed by a caption on the screen : 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS
GREEN'. Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He
delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the
guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.')
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The
llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It
has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But
it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people
are swimming, you shout:
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
(A Spanish Lady dressed in a Spanish frock, enters on a moped
she blows up a paper bag and bursts it. They bow. Cut to exterior
Ada's Snack Bar (a small cafe). Hand-held camera moves round the
back to where an announcer is seated at desk with an old-fashioned
Announcer: And now for something completely different - A
Man with a Tape Recorder up his Nose.