(Mr. Bertenshaw and his sick wife arrive at a hospital.)
Doctor: Mr. Bertenshaw?
Mr. Bertshaw: Me, Doctor.
Doctor: No, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.
Mr. Bertshaw: My wife, doctor...
Doctor: No, your wife patient.
Sister: Come with me, please.
Mr. Bertshaw: Me, Sister?
Doctor: No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr.
Nurse: Dr. Walters?
Doctor: Me, nurse...You Mr. Bertenshaw, she
Sister, you doctor.
Sister: No, doctor.
Doctor: No Doctor call ambulance, keep warm.
Nurse: Drink, doctor?
Doctor: Drink doctor, eat Sister, cook Mr.
Bertenshaw, nurse me!
Nurse: You, doctor?
Doctor: ME doctor!! You Mr. Bertenshaw. She
Mr. Bertshaw: But my wife, nurse...
Doctor: Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your
wife patient. Be patient, she nurse your wife. Me doctor, you
tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me Jane, you Trent, you Trillo...me
Sergeant-Major: Stop this, stop this. What a
silly way to carry on. What do you want?
Customer: I wish to register a complaint.
Sergeant-Major: Well, this is a hospital.
You want the pet shop.