(We see an announcer eating a yoghurt.)
Announcer: (seeing camera) Oh ... er ... oh ...
urn! Oh!...er... (shuffles paper) I'm sorry ... and now
(Cut to tracking or hand-held shot down street, keeping up
with extremely shabby man in long overcoat. His back is to camera.
He passes two pepperpots and a girl. As he passes each one he opens
his coat wide. They react with shocked horror. He does this three
times, after the third time he turns to camera and opens his coat
wide. He has a big sign hanging round his neck, covering his chest.
It says 'boo '.)
(Cut back to announcer eating yoghurt. The colonel comes in
and nudges him.)
Announcer: Oh, oh I'm sorry. I thought the film was
longer. (shuffling papers) Ah. Now Notlob, er, Bolton.