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Come Back to my Place

The cast:

Michael Palin
John Cleese

The sketch:

Cut to a policeman standing in a street man comes up to him.)

Man: Inspector, inspector.

Inspector: Uh huh.

Man: I'm terribly sorry but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and 15 taken from it.

Inspector: Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or...

Man: No no, there was no one there at all. That's the trouble.

Inspector: Well there's not very much we can do about that, sir.

Man: Do you want to come back to my place?

Inspector: ... Yeah all right.

(Women's Institute applauding.)

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