(A street in Ruislip, morning. A scrap can is going damn the
street.)
Scrap Man: Let's bring 'em out! Any old iron! Any old
iron!
(A door opens and a homewife brings out a rather
sophisticated-looking ground-to-air missile system, and dumps it on
the cart.)
Scrap Man: Thank you.
(Another door opens and a couple of rather respectable-looking
old ladies bring out two bazookas and assorted shells and put them
by the gate. There are further contributions of arms from
householders. A GPO van comes up the street, passes the scrap cart
and comes to rest up by the camera. There is a pillar box with a
cover on it on the pavement, plus a rostrum with PA and bunting. A
lord mayor is ushered out of the van by a post office official. The
mayor and several ladies sit on the rostrum. Clearing his throat,
the GPO official gets up, tests the microphone and starts to speak
in a slightly strange voice.)
GPO Official: We are here today to witness the opening of
a new box to replace the box which used to stand at the corner of
Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening
program carried out by the Borough Council, the Ulverston Road box
was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for
the Ulverston Road area. This new box will enable the people of the
Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages
without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the
post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but
which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and
also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole
area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the
Wyatt Road Post Office in July. (a moment's pause) Nous
sommes ici ce matin pour loire témoin à l'ouvermre de la nouvelle
boîte pour reinplacer la boîte qui autrefois était placée au coin
d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Porte que du projet pour
l'égissement de la hie qui fait par le Borough Council, la boîte dam
Ulverston Road est remplacée, et la boîte de tour dons Esher Road,
est la seule boîte pour le région d'Ulverston Road. Cette boîte
nouvelle rendra capables les hommes d'Ulverston Road de merue dons
la poste les lettres, les cane-postales, et des petits paquets sans
avant besoin de la boîte de tour dons Esher Road, ou les boîtes de
la Turner's Parade bureau de poste, qui beaucoup des hommes one fait
usage mais qui est maintenant disconfinuée parce que l'ouverture de
cette boîte ici, et le réorganisation régionale que commence avec
l'ouverture des boîtes au bureau de poste en Wyatt Road le juillet.
(a moment's pause) Wir kornmen bier heute Morgen fur die
Einfang auf dem neue Kabinett fur die Poste.
(The first two sentences of the next voice over are laid over
the end of the French speech.)
Voice Over: A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly
ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.
(Cut to a suburban railway station.)
Voice Over: But soon this quiet pattern of life was to
change irrevocably. The commonplace routine of a typical Monday
morning would never be the same again, for into this quiet little
community came... Mr. Neutron!