Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Scene 21: Don't Go Near the Castle Aarrggh
ARTHUR: There! Look!
LANCELOT: What does it say?
GALAHAD: What language is that?
ARTHUR: Brother Maynard! You are a scholar.
MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!
ARTHUR: What does it say?
MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph
of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy
Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.
MAYNARD: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh'.
BEDEVERE: What is that?
MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
LANCELOT: Oh, come on!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve
'aarrggh'. He'd just say it!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
MAYNARD: No. Just 'aaarrrrggh'.
BEDEVERE: Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?
GALAHAD: Where's that?
BEDEVERE: France, I think.
LANCELOT: Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's 'Saint Ives'.
LANCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives.
LANCELOT: No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat.
BEDEVERE: N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and
LANCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!
BEDEVERE: Yes, but I-- aaaaaah!
GALAHAD: My God!
MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh!
[Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh eats BROTHER MAYNARD]
BEDEVERE: That's it! That's it!
ARTHUR: Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away!
Run away! Run awaaay! Run awaaaaay!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!...
BEDEVERE: We've lost him.
NARRATOR: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape
for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator
suffered a fatal heart attack.
NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest for Holy
Grail could continue.