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Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Scene 14: Concorde Takes One For the Gipper

LANCELOT: Well taken, Concorde!

CONCORDE: Thank you, sir! Most kind.

LANCELOT: And again! Over we go! Good. Steady! And now, the big one! Uuh! Come on, Concorde!


CONCORDE: Message for you, sir.


LANCELOT: Concorde! Concorde! Speak to me! 'To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.' At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde, you shall not have died in vain!

CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-- I'm not quite dead, sir.

LANCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

CONCORDE: I-- I-- I think I c-- I could pull through, sir.

LANCELOT: Oh, I see.

CONCORDE: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you, sir--

LANCELOT: No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular...


CONCORDE: Idiom, sir?


CONCORDE: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.

LANCELOT: Farewell, sweet Concorde!

CONCORDE: I'll, um-- I'll just stay here, then. Shall I, sir? Yeah.

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