Monty Python and The Holy GrailScene 12: Knights With A Repetitive Tendency to Repetively Say Ni Repetively[spooky music] [music stops] HEAD KNIGHT OF NI: Ni! KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR: Who are you? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'! RANDOM: Ni! ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'! HEAD KNIGHT: The same! BEDEVERE: Who are they? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'! RANDOM: Neee-wom! ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale. HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice. ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!... ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh! HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: A what? KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Ow! Oh! ARTHUR: Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive. ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice. ARTHUR: Of course. HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive. ARTHUR: Yes. HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go! Cartoon [trumpets] CARTOON CHARACTER: Hmm hmm-- [boom] Oh! Great Scott! Hm. Hmm. [boom] Hm! Hmm. [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] Ohh! [crash] [mumble mumble mumble] [boom] SUN: Ay, up! Thsss. [boom] Ayy, up! [boom] Thsss. [boom] Ayy, up! CARTOON CHARACTER: Stop that! Stop that! [boom] SUN: Ay, up! CARTOON CHARACTER: Stop that! [boom] Look on! Clear off! Go on! Go away! Go away! Go away! And you! Clear off! [sniff] SUN: [mumble mumble mumble] [bells] CARTOON CHARACTER: Hah. Bloody weather.
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