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Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Scene 11: A Rather Silly Old Man Directs Arthur to an Enchanter

OLD MAN: Heh, hee ha ha hee hee! Hee hee hee ha ha ha...

ARTHUR: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the Grail?

OLD MAN: ...Ha ha ha ha! Heh, hee ha ha hee! Ha hee ha! Ha ha ha ha...

ARTHUR: Where does he live?

OLD MAN: ...Heh heh heh heh...

ARTHUR: Old man, where does he live?

OLD MAN: ...Hee ha ha ha. He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered.

ARTHUR: And the Grail. The Grail is there?

OLD MAN: There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.

ARTHUR: But the Grail! Where is the Grail?!

OLD MAN: Seek you the Bridge of Death.

ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Grail?

OLD MAN: Heh, hee hee hee hee! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hee ha ha...

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