(A very straight Norwegian in light blue suit and tie appear.
He speaks earnestly in Norwegian. Ad-libbed, on the lines of the
Norwegian: Ik tvika nasai...
SUBTITLE: 'GOOD EVENING'
Norwegian: . .. Stivianka sobjiord ki niyanska ik takka
Norge weginda zokiy yniet...
SUBTITLE; YOU MAY THINK IT STRANGE THAT WE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU TO
VOTE NORWEGIAN AT THE NEXT ELECTION'
Norwegian: ... Ik vietta nogiunda sti jibiora...
SUBTITLE: 'BUT CONSIDER THE ADVANTAGES'
Norwegian: In Norge we hatta svinska offikiose buinni a
gogik in Europa.
' SUBTITLE: 'IN NORWAY, WE HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST PER CAPITA INCOME
RATES IN EUROPE'
Norwegian: Sti glikka in Norge tijik dinstianna gildoosi
SUBTITLE: 'WE HAVE AN INDUSTRIAL RE-INVESTMENT RATE OF 14%
Norwegian: E in Norge we haua siddinkarvo dikinik chaila
osto tykka hennakska.
SUBTITLE: 'AND GIRLS WITH MASSIVE KNOCKERS!'
Norwegian: Gikkiaski ungurden kola bijiusti stonosse.
SUBTITLE; 'HONESTLY' THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU'
Norwegian: Hijiasgo biundenen ki yikilpa stivvora niski
SUBTITLE: 'THEY'LL GO THROUGH THE CARD'
Norwegian: E stavaskija, E stonioska.
SUBTITLE'. 'YOU NAME IT' THEY KNOW IT'
Norwegian: Stingtic oloshoyert okka in Trondheim khi
SUBTITLE: 'THERE'S ONE IN TRONDHEIM WHO CAN PUT HER . . .'
CAPTION: 'PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST ON BEHALF OF THE NORWEGIAN
Voice Over: Highlights of that broadcast will be discussed
later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson,
the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff,
ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell,
the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty
Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor,
whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name
sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and
(Balloons ascending. The montage with music as we continue
with 'The Golden Age of Ballooning: Zeppelin')