(A TV debate set-up. Stern music starts as the lights come
'THE GREAT DEBATE'
'TV4 OR NOT TV4?'
Kennedy: Hello. Should there be another television
channel, or should there not? On tonight's program the Minister for
Broadcasting, The Right Honorable Mr. Ian Throat MP.
Throat: Good evening.
Kennedy: The Chairman of the Amalgamated Money 'IV, Sir
Sappenheim: Good evening.
Kennedy: The Shadow Spokesman for Television, Lord
Kennedy: And a television critic, Mr. Patrick Loone.
Kennedy: Gentlemen - should there be a fourth television
channel or not? Ian?
Kennedy: Sir Abe?
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'YES 2 NO 2'
Kennedy: Well there you have it. Two say will, two say
won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate'
will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be
(The lights fade down. Music.)
SUPERIMPOSED ROLLER CAPTION:
'THE GREAT DEBATE
INTRODUCED BY LUDOVIC LUDOVIC
WITH SIR ABE SAPPENHEIM
IAN THROAT MP
MR PATRICK LOONE'
(Behind this the pond members are seen gesticulating strangely
in silhouette. Fade out.)