Voice Over: The BBC would like 'to announce that the next
scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains
scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting
chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled
out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy
breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and
there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my
friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. (pulling
himself together) Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the
BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of 'Gardening
Club' for I958.
(A beautiful well-stocked garden bed. 'Gardening Club' music.
After two seconds there are shrieks of licentious and lustful
laughter. A nude woman pursues a city gent, both screaming with
pleasure, into the middle of the flowerbed and they roll around
smashing up the flowers in unbridled erotic orgy. immediately two
nuns run in to join the fun, followed by two Vikings, a gumby, a
pantomime goose, etc. The whole of this orgy is speeded up.)
CAPTION: 'KEN RUSSELL'S GARDENING CLUB (I958)'
Voice Over: And now back to the story.