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Life of Brian Script

Scene 27: Biggus Dickus, the High Wanking Officer

The sketch:

CROWD: laughing

BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid?

CROWD: laughing

PILATE: Silence!

WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh!

PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion!

CROWD: laughing

PILATE: He wanks as high as any in Wome!

CROWD: laughing

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