Life of Brian Script
Scene 27: Biggus Dickus, the High Wanking Officer
The sketch:
CROWD: laughing
BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid?
CROWD: laughing
PILATE: Silence!
WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh!
PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion!
CROWD: laughing
PILATE: He wanks as high as any in Wome!
CROWD: laughing
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