(An animated item ends with a sign saying 'And now, the Fish
(Cut to a quayside. John and Michael, dressed in tropical gear
and solar topees. John stands still while Michael dances up and down
before him to the jolly music of Edward German. Michael holds two
tiny fish and from time to time in the course of the dance he slaps
John lightly, across the cheeks with them. The music ends; Michael
stops dancing. John produces a huge great fish and swipes Michael
with it. Michael falls off the quay into the water.)
(ANIMATION: underwater. We see an animated Michael sinking. He
is swallowed by a fish with a swastika on its side.)
Nazi Fish: Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little
surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us au you
know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk!
(The Nazi fish is swallowed by a fish with an RAF emblem.)
British Fish: Hello, Fritz. Tables seem to have turned,
old chap, let's see how you like a bit of your own medicine, eh?
Come on, Fritz, now tell us - tell us about...
(The British fish is swallowed by a Chinese fish.)
Chinese Fish: Ah, gleetings, capitalist dog; very sorry
but must inform you, you are now prisoner of People's Republic.
Second Voice: Am very sorry, comrade commando, but have
just picked up capitalist ship on ladar scanner.
(The Chinese fish. bites the underside of a large ship. Film
of big liner sinking in storm. General panic and dramatic music.)