(Cut to BBC world symbol)
Continuity Voice: (ERIC) Tomorrow night comedy returns to
BBC 'IV with a new series of half-hour situation comedies for you to
spot the winners. Ronnie Thompson stars in 'Dad's Doctor'... (cut
to a doctor with no trousers)
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'DAD'S DOCTOR'
Continuity Voice: ... the daffy exploits of the RAMC
training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when
they run wild it's titty jokes galore. (medical students run past
him waving bras) Newcomer Veronica Papp plays the girl with the
large breasts. (a young lady runs past wearing only briefs)
Week two sees the return of the wacky exploits of the oddest couple
you've ever seen - yes, 'Dad's Pooves'...
(A kitchen set. A man in sexy female underwear. Another man
dressed as a judge, runs in with flowers.)
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'DAD'S POOVES'
Continuity Voice: ... the kooky oddball laugh-a-minute
fun-a-plenty world of unnatural sexual practices. (the first man
spanks the judge with a string of sausages) Week three brings a
change of pace with a new comedy schedule. With Reg Cuttleworth,
Trevor Quantas, and Cindy Rommel as Bob, in 'On the Dad's Liver
Bachelors at Large', (caption of this title and several loony
still photos of the cast) keeping the buses running from typical
bedsit land in pre-war Liverpool. That's followed by 'The Ratings
Game' - the loony life of a BBC program planner with the accent on
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'THE RATINGS GAME'
Continuity Voice: Edie Phillips-Bong plays Kevin Vole, the
program planner with a problem and his comic attempts to pass the
time. Week six sees the return of 'Up The Palace'... (stock film
of the investiture of the Prince of Wales)
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'UP THE PALACE'
Continuity Voice: ... the zany exploits of a wacky Queen,
and that's followed by 'Limestone, Dear Limestone'... (long shot
of a cliff with two people high up on it)
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIMESTONE DEAR LIMESTONE'
Continuity Voice: ... the wacky days of the late
Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.
All this and less on 'Comedy Ahoy'. But now, BBC Television is
closing down for the night. Don't forget to switch off your sets.
(We see the little dot as of a TV set bring switched off.)